Triumph Scrambler on the cover, calling the bike one of the "New Essentials".
Problem No. 30: You want a vintage bike without the repair bills
Solution: Look at the fuel-injected, 865cc Triumph Scrambler, all knobby tires and chromed exhaust, built for hustling down roads paved or dusty. Then watch Steve McQueen jump the Swiss border in The Great Escape astride an eerily similar ride. Cool enough for ya?
Actually, it can be cooler with the addition of a drilled sprocket cover, engine dresser bars, and a skid plate.